Sometimes I think the American People are like the girl that says that they want that nice guy who will treat them right: Completely full of s–t!
Lets see:
- Affordable health care? That’s a left wing conspiracy, we have the best health care system in the world so its ok to have to go into massive debt for medical expenses!
- Living wage? NO! These lazy jerks should be happy to have a JOB! The wealthy with their MASSIVE tax breaks will take care of us because we know the government won’t!
- Right to Vote? F–k the 14th and the 15th amendment. We prefer the second amendment to handle this one because we ALL know that if our guy loses its a fraud!
- Send our kids to college Free or cheap? HELL NO! We LOVE having our kids leave college with thousands of dollars in debt and can’t buy a house or a car until they are 40! (And, it messes up their credit report too!)
- Invest in new infrastructure for the 21st Century and beyond: Don’t need it! Too expensive, just keep patching those roads and bridges until they fall apart AND we will accept crappy and unreliable broadband service at premium prices!
- Tell us the truth? We’re ok with lies, go ahead and be caught on tape telling a reporter that the disease kills young people and THEN demand we send our kids to crowded schools with poor ventilation because young people don’t get sick. (read that a couple times)
- Treat our women and girls ok? What are you talking about? We would never vote for a POTUS who was at least 10 times credibly accused of assaulting women, all those ladies were LYING: We want to talk about e-mails!
- Blue Lives Matter? Only if they are attacking, shooting and jailing BLM protesters and other left wing agitators, if they are trying to prevent people from storming the US capitol and killing our VP, Speaker of the house and other left wing elected officials, Fk them!
- Invest in clean renewable energy? NO!!!!! Stop talking to us about having good paying jobs for the next two generations changing over from a fossil fuel economy to one with new energy sources, WE DON”T WANT THAT. Just keep our 100 year old power grid working. We love it when the wind blows over 30mph our power goes out for a couple days and we are NOT interested in us or our kids having access to millions of great paying jobs or business opportunities that come with converting to the new power system.
So you Liberals who keep annoying us with expensive government programs that will make our life and the lives of our kids better so that we can live as human beings should in the wealthiest country that ever existed: Go right to HELL!
We’re gonna go with the guy who drinks all night at the bar, beats the hell out of us and gives us whatever money he has left over after he goes out on dates with his teenage girlfriends (What’s up Matty G?) ! He’s so fun and cute, tells us how GREAT we are and gets us our favorite (fake) flowers when we are upset!
Quiet Thunder 
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